#29: Orange You Glad You Can Hold My Brushes
One dude felt compelled to utilize this orange as a toothbrush holder for not one, but two toothbrushes in place of a toothbursh holder. Why? Why not consume the orange instead? It’s fruit; it’ll eventually go bad and start to smell. Plus, every time you remove a toothbrush from the orange, its handle will feel sticky.
Who wants to clean their teeth with an orange-smelling, sticky, and wet brush? Additionally, this man will certainly attract flies and various insects to his newly christened toothbrush holder. Moral of the story: if it’s food, keep it in the kitchen. And eat it. Don’t utilize it for anything else but to nourish you.