#32: Toilet Goblin
One man chimed in on this thread and wrote, “Was looking through this like, ‘What is up with all these other dudes,’ then I remembered I insist on having Toilet Goblin,” We’re here for the Toilet Goblin! We think he’s a cutie! Good on this guy for acknowledging his peculiarities, a.k.a. a desire to relieve his bowels with Toilet Goblin watching.

Perhaps Toilet Goblin imbues this dude with an overabundance of confidence – confidence to do his business with abandon, among other things. Plus, there’s a certain charm to good ole Toilet Goblin. We’re his biggest fans. Anyway, we’re all a bit strange and we should all wear our weirdness with unwavering pride.