#13: He’s a Shell of a Guy
What do you do when you find a turtle shell perched atop your beau’s toilet? Take a selfie with it and post it on Twitter, of course! That’s exactly what this significant other did. We’re assuming the turtle that used to occupy that shell, unfortunately (and prematurely?), passed away. RIP little guy.

Maybe this person forged a close bond with his pet turtle and wanted a memento, a keepsake from their brief but meaningful time together. Something to commemorate their friendship. That said, the bathroom is a weird place to put that turtle shell. Why not leave it in the bedroom, like on a desk or nightstand? A coffee table, perhaps?