Don’t count Mississippily!
If you’re going to get a spray tan, you better make sure that the stuff doesn’t get in your eyes. Spray tan can burn your eyes can force tears to come out in a continuous stream. If you’ve ever gotten a spray tan before, you already know that crying is the last thing you should do.

This young lady learned that the hard way. During her spray tan session, she ended up crying a river that flowed freely down to her neck and chest. The tears washed away the spray, leaving pale, untanned tracks in their wake. The next time you go to a spray tan salon, don’t cry!