“Here’s Looking at You, Kid”
Plenty of consenting adult relationships with a sizable age gap work out splendidly. This relationship is not one of them. Our storyteller was set up with a woman who was over ten years his junior. She was perfectly nice, but they didn’t have much in common because of their age difference.
He eventually broke up with her but decided to make it an experiment. He had noticed that this woman never understood any of his cultural references. So, he decided to adapt the famous Humphrey Bogart speech from Casablanca. As expected, she had no idea that this breakup speech was a rip-off, so they parted ways with her, thinking he was a poetic genius.