That Escalated Quickly
While this whole breakup story sounds pretty toxic, it’s also pretty hilarious and absurd. Apparently, this storyteller got dumped by his girlfriend because he was ogling an actress in a movie a little too hard. She got insanely jealous of this actress – whom neither of them will ever meet – so she punched him.
Our storyteller started fighting back in response to this normal and healthy reaction. Next thing they knew, the police were called, and both of them ended up getting tasered. Needless to say, they broke up after that big fight. What a whirlwind of overreaction and unhealthy coping skills! Honestly, if they hadn’t broken up over the actress, they would’ve broken up about something else.