We tend to think that all breakups are full of heartbreak and sorrow. But that’s not always the case. Some breakups are amicable and even absolutely hilarious. From flabbergasting excuses to rude Facebook messages, we’ve all heard of or experienced truly wild breakup stories that are just so outrageous they make us laugh out loud. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest breakup stories people shared that are guaranteed to bring humor to what can often be a difficult and painful experience.
Keep It Classy
I think we can all agree that one of the worst ways to get dumped is via text. However, there’s another way that’s even worse. This storyteller got dumped through a text message, but the guy was sitting right next to her when he sent the message. They were riding the bus together, and he simply texted her, “ur dumpd.” No notes.
Besides the horrendous spelling errors, this is one of the lamest ways to dump somebody. He couldn’t even give her the courtesy of saying the short sentence out loud and to her face! We can only imagine how awkward the rest of that bus ride was for our storyteller. Hopefully, she texted back her response instead of saying anything out loud. He doesn’t sound like he was worth the breath.