Say My Name
Most people would consider a year-and-a-half relationship to be pretty serious. Not this girl! She somehow forgot her boyfriend’s name after dating him for over a year. We have no idea how this could possibly happen, considering that they spent a lot of time together. What we do know is that she didn’t care.
Our storyteller didn’t mention anything about early-onset dementia, so she must have forgotten his name on purpose. To add insult to injury, she told him that he wasn’t “worth remembering.” We hate to admit it, but that’s a pretty sick burn. Keep that line in your back pocket for the next time you want to make someone cry.