Follow the Wolf Diet
Bill Burr was right—it’s humans that are the problem, not wild animals. Why are we so concerned about the deer population when it was humans who punched a hole in the ozone? The last time we checked, deer weren’t polluting the rivers and felling trees left and right. Those are all the doings of us bipedal hairless monkeys.
In order to “control” the deer population, this person proposed releasing wild wolves in the area. Of course, that would mean humans would be hunted by the wolves, but you know what? Maybe that isn’t the worst thing ever. It’s about time another species knocked us off our pedestal and took the throne for once, don’t you think?