I’ll Be There for You
Raccoons aren’t just smart and adorable, they’re also great listeners. Dogs can be good listeners too, sometimes, but their attention span is often too short. They get distracted too easily. Cats could be good listeners if they cared enough about anything but themselves. So, we’re left with raccoons.

These raccoons are such great listeners, they decided to capitalize on it and start a business. Sitting in their little booth, they provide a safe space for people to share their thoughts and feelings. They provide an outlet for people’s fears and concerns. Basically, they’re there for you. At five cents an hour.