Can’t Function Without My Coffee
There are some people who can’t even bother to say, “Good morning,” until they have at least 100 milligrams of caffeine in their system. However, if you don’t speak to your barista kindly, they could take it out on you in ways you never imagined.

This barista has a special, not-uncommon way of dealing with Karens. Whenever a lone Karen comes into the café, the barista makes sure to use decaf for their espressos. But what if they want decaf, you ask? Well, they’re getting a full-caffeine punch to the gut. We don’t condone this sort of “slip up,” but hey, people make mistakes all the time!