Squawk-less
Some people are slightly more literal than others, their brains just work that way. In some cases, it probably makes life a little harder, and it definitely makes understanding irony or supposedly hilarious jokes your Uncle Jack wheels out at Christmas a little trickier. Although that might not be such a bad thing.
If you’re an employee in Walmart, however, you probably need to make an effort to be slightly less literal when you are dealing with customers. It’s true that the answer the stock boy gave was strictly truthful, frozen turkeys are done growing, obviously. I don’t think that was quite what the lady meant, and I feel a complaint coming on.