So many winners on this list
It takes skill to occupy two parking spots with a small car, you know? You have to really try hard to do that, which is why this person deserves an award for his consistent efforts. It doesn’t take a lot to park properly and within the lines, but it takes a very selfish person to park like this. If this was a real award, who’d you give it to? You must have someone on your mind.
Not only did they park their small car in two spots, but they did so for a full month! That’s got to be some kind of record. I wonder if the Guinness Book of World Records would be willing to consider this person as a candidate. How would you react if you saw this note on your car? The owner of this car, being the inconsiderate driver that he is, probably disregarded it.