Ludicrous Windshield Notes That Are Spot On

We can definitely relate to the person who wrote this note – being deprived of sleep is one of the worst things imaginable. We need a good night’s sleep in order to rejuvenate, and not being able to sleep because of an alarm going off all night is simply maddening. We can’t really blame him for cursing his neighbor.

Yet, it seems like this note, as well as his attitude, changed pretty quickly. He started off understanding and sympathetic, saying he had the same problem with his car’s alarm system, but then in the next paragraph, he’s saying he wished his neighbor was cursed with deprivation of sleep. Why a fortnight, though? Why not the next two nights, or the next month?