Ludicrous Windshield Notes That Are Spot On

We have so many questions about this note. Where do you learn curses on the internet? And why have we never thought about it before? Is it legitimate curses, or Harry Potter nonsense? Can you imagine finding this note on your car? The person who wrote it sounds pretty sure of himself, like he really believes in this curse.

However, as threatening as that sounds, the cute animals decorating the note kind of ruin things for him. It’s hard to take his note and this threat seriously with these cute little animals. He should’ve really found a different piece of paper, because that doesn’t seem serious at all. Anyway, it seems like he messed with the wrong guy.