Butterfingers!
If you see a baby that isn’t yours, never, ever try to pick it up. We don’t care if you love babies with all your heart and dream of having your own one day. If you didn’t contribute to the baby’s existence, leave it alone. This is your first and final warning from us.
Someone failed to tell this guy’s coworker about the golden rule of not touching someone else’s baby. The mother had willingly let him hold the baby, which had somehow slipped out of his hands. Thankfully, the baby was alright (nobody can tell, they’re babies for Pete’s sake!), but the coworker probably felt like moving to Tibet to live amongst the mountain goats.