What reeks?
This is another embarrassing tale of the new guy making a bad first impression with his boss. The guy wore the fanciest outfit you could imagine. However, his boss wasn’t impressed with his appearance. In fact, he didn’t find him very pleasant at all.

Before you think that the boss is just some terrible human being, you need to realize that the new employee had stepped in a pile of dog dookie. The boss’ curious look wasn’t because the new guy was a bad person. It was because he stank up the place. Let this be a lesson for everyone out there: wipe your feet before you step indoors.