The backward walker
There’s a pretty popular inventor who has come up with a wide range of ridiculous products. His latest item is the FlopFlips, which are almost the complete opposite of flip flops. That’s not true, the only difference between the two is the direction in which the soles are pointed.
As you can see, the soles are turned the other way around so as to confuse other beachgoers about where you’re headed off to. Will you ever need this product? You might if you’re constantly being followed by the feds and are trying to lose your tail. For the 99.99% of us that don’t have this problem, no, we won’t need the FlopFlips.