You don’t say?
Guys, did you know that all products are made on Earth? We know, we were just as flabbergasted as you are! For some odd reason, we had it in our minds that certain things came from Jupiter, but only the stuff that makes us stupider.
However, if you think about it (you probably shouldn’t), a MADE ON EARTH label would help solve a lot of society’s problems. It could really unite us as Earthlings when aliens inevitably come and do away with our nations’ leaders. The less we separate ourselves by imaginary boundary lines, the better off we’ll be as humans. That’s just our two cents.