How fast is too fast?
The only smart eating utensils we can get behind are those designed to help Parkinson’s Disease patients deal with uncontrollable tremors. Anything else is just an unnecessary flex. Who is really going to get a fork that begins vibrating when you’re eating too fast? And for that matter, how fast is too fast?
You know what’s going to end up happening? People are going to toss the fork in the trash because it doesn’t know when to quit. Either that or we’re going to eat our food by bringing the plate to our mouths. We’ll show you what fast means, you devilish fork.