Never a bad time for good boys
If we were this kid, we’d probably be busy on our phones or laptops, too. There’s absolutely nothing exciting about soccer. The fields are too large, the players too small, and it takes forever for the ball to go from one side to the other. Plus, their players flop to draw fouls! That’s completely unheard of in other professional sports leagues!
So, if you’re forced to attend a soccer match, make sure you bring all of your gadgets with you. Bring a couple of spare batteries, just in case. Soccer matches can last for upwards of 90 minutes and end in a neck-and-neck score of 1-0. Go sports!