Squirrels don’t like mailmen either
Usually, your coworkers will tell you to watch out for homes with dogs and other mailmen-hating beasts. However, something you might not expect to hear is that there’s a demonic squirrel on the loose. And that squirrel only feasts on the flesh of letter carriers. If it sees you in your blue pants and hat, you’re pretty much a goner.
Now, this person isn’t talking about multiple squirrels seeking revenge on one particular mailman. This squirrel was notorious for hunting down and harassing mailmen like it’s on a mission. We’d love to hear the backstory of this rabid rodent, but maybe some things are best left unsaid.