The naked madwoman
If anybody ever told you a story about a naked woman approaching them, you’d think they were lying or telling a story fit for a dirty website. However, if your mailman tells you this kind of story, you can bet that he’s not playing around. Going door to door means accidentally getting glimpses of people in their most vulnerable state, i.e., wearing their birthday suits.
The guy didn’t deliver any hilarious one-liners like, “I got your package right here.” Instead, he just bolted, as any rational, non-creepy person would do. Also, if you’re thinking of becoming a mailman to get glimpses like this, you’re going to have a terrible time. You’ll find the reason for this soon enough.