Wanna fight?
First, you gotta worry about pit bulls. Then, there’s the whole plastic snake trap that one mailman encountered. After that, someone told a story about a bloodthirsty squirrel terrorizing mailmen left and right. Now you’re telling us that they need to keep an eye out for cats, too?

Well, that’s hardly a surprise. After all, felines are pretty territorial. And if anything passes through the mail chute on your front door, you can bet that your cat will be ready to swat it away. If you don’t want to receive bills from utility companies, just have a housecat guard your front door. They can’t shut off your electricity if you weren’t warned about settling your bill.