Called Out
There’s one thing about New Yorkers: they’ll be truthful at all costs. They’ll tell it to you straight, even if it hurts. When this person heard someone talk about their “caffeine-free work ethic,” they didn’t hold back. They knew this individual was full of crap and weren’t afraid to call them out.
They were dubbed Bragger McBraggerson after it was revealed they took Adderall instead of drinking coffee, which isn’t much of a distinction. Daaang. This person was attempting to appear trendy and impressive by emphasizing their caffeine-free lifestyle, but it turns out they use another secret weapon to assist them in getting all of their tasks done.