We hope these scooter riders were okay
Press F in chat, boys. It looks like several scooter riders had fallen off of a pier somewhere and lost their equipment. We hope the riders made it out safely, but we can’t be sure. It’s going to take some time to fish every last piece of scooter equipment out of the water.
Oh, wait. No scooter-related accident took place here. Some inconsiderate people tossed old scooters, helmets, and other protective pads into the water for no reason at all. We thought choking turtles with plastic straws was bad. Now, people are trying to murder whales with their old scooter equipment!