Ha, tricked a 5-year-old!
This picture might not seem like much at first, but allow us to direct your gaze to the blue glue stick. That’s the only glue stick in the drawer of chapstick. An unsuspecting person could pull out the glue stick, apply it onto their lips, then go the rest of their day with their lips glued shut. That doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world, now that we think of it.

But the problem here is that a 5-year-old kid wound up gluing her lips together. Thanks, whoever did this. We’re all for silencing screaming children but not with glue! Use corporal punishment instead! We’re only semi-kidding here.