Who wants to be my partner in crime?
Hey, social media. Who wants to go on a shoplifting spree with me? Don’t worry, we’re only going to dollar stores and stealing items that nobody’s going to miss. The stores won’t chase us for insurance reasons, so it’s completely fine to steal from them! Also, I’m posting this on my Facebook as evidence that I intend to commit a crime. Anyone who joins me is even more moronic than I am.

If you’re going to steal (we suggest you think twice about it), don’t post your crimes on social media. Don’t invite total strangers who’d be more willing to report you to the authorities than go with you to jail. We can’t believe someone was actually ISO a partner in crime. No friends, eh?