Curse your bloodline
Do you know what makes our blood boil? When people don’t pick up after their dogs do their business. We know that picking up dog doodoo is a messy, stinky job, but it’s your responsibility as a dog parent to do it. Keep two or three plastic bags in your pocket whenever you take your dog out for a walk. And place those dirty bags in garbage bins where they belong!

As you can see from this sign, a family of horse owners lost two of their horses after an unknown number of dog poop bags went flying onto their property. Apparently, horses can’t get enough of the cereal-y taste of dog poop and will devour the bag.