Cleaning up someone else’s mistake
One time, there was a motorist who was a notoriously terrible parker. He parked his Mercedes too close to another vehicle then got mad at the owner of the other car because he couldn’t get into his own. First of all, he should’ve just hopped into his car through the passenger-side door.

Secondly, look at how you parked, you horrible human being! You parked over the line! And then you had the gall to summon the owner of the other car because you couldn’t deal with your own mistakes. We would’ve traded paint with this guy’s car, but then again, we don’t drive as nice a car as either of them.