*guffaws stupidly*
Do you guys remember a few years ago when a lady ruined ice cream for the entire world? The girl, who was a minor at the time, opened up a tub of ice cream, licked the top, then placed it back in the fridge. Yeah, that’s a health hazard, and whoever committed this crime needs to be sent to juvie then prison.

The worst part is that this ice-cream-licking nonsense became a trend. Other morons across the country followed suit, many of which were caught. We get that 17-year-olds are young and dumb, but they’re not brainless! We hope she learned something after spending 30 days in jail!