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Nobody is better than this guy at getting free popcorn. There’s not a soul who can get popcorn without paying a cent better than this guy. Scientists actually came up to this guy to compliment him on his abilities to receive popcorn free of charge. Nobody knows more about getting free popcorn than this guy right here.

His secret? He takes “used” buckets of popcorn out of the trash. His family gets pissed off at him for this disgusting habit, and we couldn’t agree more. Yes, it’s true that no one can resist the buttery smell of this theater snack, but that’s just plain gross.