50+ Weird and Patronizing Posts You Can Only Find on LinkedIn

Martin, you are the king of LinkedIn. We have never heard of a Chief Awesomizer, but we’re going to start using that title from now on. But what exactly does an awesomizer do, if you don’t mind us asking? We’re guessing this guy’s job is to make things go from meh to awesome through whatever process he thinks fits.

However, this does make us question how “professional” this guy is. Anyone who calls themselves an “awesomizer” probably isn’t as awesome as they perceive themselves. But how will total strangers on the internet know that you awesomize the non-awesome if you don’t let the world know about your made-up title?