Growing My Peach
Here’s another fun mother-in-law story! Well, fun for us. “My mother-in-law keeps thinking I’m pregnant. She said, ‘Baby girl is growing.’ And I told her the only ‘baby girl’ growing is my [peach emoji].” Again, there’s always pressure from opposing forces to bust out kids right after you tie the knot. Let’s pump the brakes, Sheila.
Take it down a notch. Let the newlyweds or solidified couple enjoy their time together prior to taking that train to Kid Central. Time is precious. If this woman wants to grow her peach, let her do so in peace. Her body, her choice! We’ll let you know when she’s pregnant, Sheila. Cool? Cool.