A Scorned Kitchen
Here’s the story of a mom scorned. Hell hath no fury as a mom scorned. When momma’s not happy, nobody’s happy, and this story is proof positive of that. “My mum’s kitchen didn’t arrive on time. So she took me and a loudspeaker down to the local MFI to shout about it to all the customers.”
We appreciate the sheer pettiness of this story. Instead of typing a strongly-worded email to the company regarding her late kitchen, she scooped up a loudspeaker and her daughter and trashed said company in front of potential customers. Like the true petty queen she is. A mom’s memory is resilient and immaculate, which is why you don’t want to mess with a mom.