Old at Heart
“I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because ‘his leaves are getting on our lawn.’” A little curmudgeonly dude after our own collective heart! He wants to keep the lawn as pristine as possible. So, if the neighbor knows what’s up, then he’ll keep his yard better manicured.
Keep those leaves on your side, bro! This kid is already territorial. We can see him going into law when he’s older. He’ll be a great debater. Or, when he’s older, he’ll decide to sell yard tools and he’ll stage an elaborate prank against the neighbor. Regardless, we feel this kid. He’s a mood.