#15: Teeth for Tat
I was just lecturing my teenager the other day on keeping money in her bra, but that’s better than teeth! If I were that grandma, I think I would have gone to the bathroom and pretended to find them there as soon as I remembered where they were, because, well… some things are better kept to yourself.
I mean, there isn’t just leftover food on dentures. There’s the bond sealant, spit, and so much more. All of that stuffed in a bra is a little stomach-churning, right? I guess it’s better than finding them under grandpa’s plaid pants, though. I can think of worse places to find your dentures. We can all be super thankful for that!