#20: Family Tradition
There are many weird family traditions out there, but this one tops them all. I can’t help but wonder how on earth this got started. For one, it’s not like the turkey leg would be edible after being slung across the yard, and for two, WHY WOULD YOU SLING IT ACROSS THE YARD?
And what’s with this whole King Thanksgiving for the rest of the year? Does it come with perks? Responsibilities? There has to be more to all of this that didn’t fit in a single tweet. Twitter needs to up its character count. I think the only thing that would have me chasing a turkey leg is a promise on first dibs for dessert.