#20: You Can Buy the Toy?!
Wait, cute story, but back up a moment. You’re telling me you can just buy the toy in McDonald’s? You don’t have to gamble on what will be in the box every time? I had no idea this was a thing, and I’m rethinking my entire life strategy right now! My mind has been blown!

Whatever happened to beanie babies? They were supposed to save the world economic system and pay for my college. According to Google, this is still a thing, though. There are beanie babies out there worth thousands of dollars. Maybe this mother was on to something. Let me go check my attic real quick!