#36: Uh… What?
Kids are weird, there’s no argument there. I once had my four-year-old ask to dissect her sister’s freshly dead hamster. I’m not sure where they get these creepy one-liners, but it’s a universal thing. Actually, they probably get it from their parents, although I’m sure mom and dad don’t say it quite that way.

Kids pick up on all sorts of things; they’re a lot smarter and more perceptive than we give them credit for. The kid is also not wrong. If he asked his uncle for a glass of milk, we all know he’d grab one immediately. As creepy as it may sound, this kid is just stating facts.