#40: They’re Joking, I Hope
I feel like this person is getting his leg pulled. Willie warmers don’t work like that. They’re more like elongated banana hammocks, and they are certainly a gag gift. I don’t know what Auntie was doing, but it wasn’t this! Especially considering it’s way easier to crochet these things.
Maybe they were Dungeon and Dragon players, and she was making dice bags for the team. I’m not sure how that explains it if there were sleeves involved, but it’s my story, and I’m sticking to it! The real question here is if she was using sweat-wicking and warming Merino wool.