#32: That’s One Way to Do it
Grandmas have dozens of years of experience dealing with kids, so they often have unconventional methods. They have seen it all, and that includes the one epic meltdown back in 1982 when Henry poked James in the eye with a birthday hat and ruined the party. If you’d been there, you’d be cutting the tips off too.

I wish they had a photo of all the kids lined up with the altered party hats. This is one for the scrapbooks. Still, if they had tried this with my cousins (all boys), they’d have somehow figured out a way to shoot bottle rockets out of the top. Kids can be a bit much sometimes.