#21: Two in One
Having a birthday on Christmas is supposed to be the worst, because of the present situation. I would never have thought having a birthday that occasionally falls on Thanksgiving would come with such an odd celebration! Who puts candles in a turkey?! This is in no way an appropriate substitute for cake. Poor Bonnie.
Hopefully, the tradition will be forgotten by the next generation. Does this mean she doesn’t get a cake at all? The real question is, why the turkey? Isn’t there pie or at least mashed potatoes that this would work so much better in? I’d be devastated because the skin is my favorite part and eating wax isn’t something I want to do at all.