The Carrot-Haired Librarian
If you don’t speak French, that’s not a problem. Just go to your library and pick up a book about learning French. We guarantee that in just 36 hours, you’re going to toss it in your bag and return it back to the library because French is such an impossible language to learn. What were we talking about again?
Oh, right, this picture. The translation of this book is The Carrot and the Stick, and on its cover is a red-headed woman with blue eyes that’s staring unblinkingly at our souls. Or is that the red-headed librarian? Either way, it’s pretty freaky.