It’s Getting Hot in Here
If you don’t know what type of books these are, bless your sweet, innocent soul. We don’t want to be the ones who rid you of your innocence, but we’re going to do it anyway. These are romance novels that are supposed to make the reader feel tingly inside, sort of like the feeling you get after staring at a picture of Ryan Gosling for too long.

Believe us when we tell you that these titles are pretty tame. There are all sorts of romance novels that describe incredibly weird relationships. At least in these books, they’re just about muscular men who get it on with women and not, you know, velociraptors.