50 Shades of Red
90% of conversations between library guests and librarians go like this: “Hey, I’m looking for a book.” “Sure, no problem. What’s the book called?” “Lol I don’t know, but it has a red cover.” Did people forget that you can’t judge a book by its cover, let alone color? How is a librarian, who probably sees red books all the time, supposed to know?

C’mon, y’all, it’s time to get our stuff together. We can’t bother librarians with such trivial issues; they’re too busy making cart puns and making posters about banning Oreos. At the very least, you should know the author of the book!