I’m a Human Trying to Steal Keith’s Lunch
Some libraries will have chutes where you can pop your books through. That way, you don’t have to interact with anyone, which is a huge source of relief for introverts who hate everyone equally. However, as much as a convenience these library return chutes are, they can be a source of dread for librarians.

Well, at least for Keith, anyway. If you thought coworkers stealing your lunch was a problem, imagine how much worse it gets when you find a rodent nibbling on your turkey sandwich. Squirrels are cute and all, but they should stick to burying (and losing) nuts, not contaminating our sandwiches with their dirty paws.