Illegal Life Pro Tip
See? This is exactly what we told you! If you want a new (used) iPhone, don’t play into Apple’s hands and fork over $1,000-plus of your hard-earned duckets. Just go to your local library, scout the area out, and you’ll eventually come across an unattended iPhone.
But why stop there? If you really want to wreak havoc in a library, take the books off of people’s desks and return them to the shelves. Ask the librarian how much it costs to make a library card and loudly complain that they’re extorting you. Bring a packet of Oreos and wait for pandemonium to ensure.