“Alternative facts.” Now, that’s a pretty interesting concept. If you’re looking for an alternative to a fact that you’re trying to disprove, just head on over to the fiction section. There, you’ll find out all you want to know about unicorns, wizards, and the phrase, “Luke, I am your father.”
It might just be us, but we think that the librarian is passive-aggressively taking their frustration out on people who hold ridiculous beliefs. Look, we’re not even going to get into a debate about the shape of the Earth, the efficacy of vaccines, or the existence of giraffes. If you want to learn more about your misguided worldly views, just head on over to the fiction section.