It’s Something
“Cold? Check out a book! You’ll still be cold, but you’ll have a book.” What this sign doesn’t tell you is that there’s a simple trick to keep yourself warm during the winter. When you check out a book, you can use it as kindling to build a fire and warm your palms. You’re welcome.
Actually, no, don’t do that. The book you’re burning needs to go back to the library so that someone else can borrow it and keep themselves warm. If you’re really cold, just go into your local library and sit near a radiator or something.