#28: Lily Doesn’t Want to Call You
Who calls people anymore? Not Lily! One person texted Lily after receiving a phone call from her, apologizing for not answering. “Oh, sorry, didn’t get to pick up. Lemme call you back,” they said. “No, that was an accident. I don’t wanna call you,” she responded. Burn! Hey, butt-dialing is very much a thing.
That said, what if this person simply wanted to chat, no strings attached? What if they just want to be her friend? She might assume that this texter is smitten with her, but it could be the furthest from the truth. However, we’re certain this person was in love with Lily. Lily the Non-Phone Caller.